he is so important
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Thomas Sanders as Fix-It Felix for Halloween!
holy shit that’s actually fix it felix
On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.
"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."
There are over 70 documented cases of transplant patients experiencing the same thoughts and feelings as their organ donors did in life. People report everything from craving the donors’ favorite foods, to inheriting their talents. It’s posed a theory that the cells in our body can store memories. Source
I wonder if the woman with my Father’s heart now has cravings for everlasting gobstoppers and a knack for woodworking…